Inch Cuban

A Cuban, a Scot, a Romanian, and
an Irishman are sharing a carriage
on a train. The Cuban lights up this enormous Cuban cigar. About 12
inches long, worth about 800 pound. Takes one short drag from it and

flings the cigar out the window. The other three look at him in
amazement and ask why he just threw out a full Cuban cigar.
He replies, "I'm from Cuba, I have thousands of those things back
home"

A few minutes later the Scot pulls out a litre bottle of Bells,
Whiskey, a 50 years old bottle, worth a fortune. He takes a short
measure glass, half fills it, knocks it back and flings the remainder
of the bottle out the window. The other three in shock, ask him why
he just threw away a near full bottle of fine malt Scottish whiskey,
he replies, "I'm Scottish, I have thousands of those things at home".

A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Romanian out the window.